Reuters: California bans use of tanning beds by minors
Under 18? You’ll just have to get your kicks at the aborticide mill.
KCBS-5 SF: Cow Palace Hosts First Ever Medical Marijuana Job Fair
I wouldn’t have thought there was a big market out there for hiring potheads. But I guess it’s harder in San Francisco and environs to hire someone who isn’t a pothead.
Yahoo Sports: Frustrated Vick: ‘Over my dead body’
Someone who participated in a scheme where dogs were deliberately murdered ought not be making wisecracks about dead bodies.
EurWeb: Michael Vick Sets All-Time QB Rushing Record
No Super Bowl appearances, much less victories, only two playoff wins to his name, and his team is 1-4 so far this season. What good is a running QB?
P-D: East St. Louis police chief resigns, says city wouldn’t let him lead
No, it’s because Police Chief in ESL is the most thankless job on Earth.
P-D: Stray bullet strikes St. Louis woman in her home
WRONG! A projectile left its sociogeographic space.
NYP: Steve Jobs’ wife expected to increase support for education, women’s causes
Laurene Jobs will be the Apple of philanthrophy — Ten parts hype for every one part substance.
Daily Mail: Fertility fears as health experts warn gonorrhoea may soon become incurable
If chalmydia becomes incurable, MTV will turn upside down.
