Daily Mail: I’m quitting the Tories for UKIP, says ex-treasurer Lord Hesketh after he loses faith in the party
He should have lost a little more faith and gone to the BNP.
Telegraph: Boris Johnson go-karts around south London to help youths steer clear of gang violence
Yeah, a go-kart. That’ll solve it. Maybe our MayORON will go-kart around North St. Louis.
Daily Mail: ‘Our children are growing up too early’: Cameron hails plans to shield youngsters from tide of internet sleaze
Sure, I can’t think of any sleaze out there beyond what’s on the internet (don’t mentioned mandatory lessons on homosexual sex to elementary school kids).
Guardian: David Cameron launches immigration crackdown
Reality: David CaMORON pretends to launch immigration crackdown, in a last ditch effort to keep half his party from walking out on him.
Telegraph: The 1960s radicalism of Occupy Wall Street will help elect a Republican in 2012
Hopefully the Occutards will get really full of themselves so we can elect a real right winger in 2012, not just a Mittens or a Rickroller.
Ben Maller: High School Football’s Most Dedicated Fan
More like a middle aged man who needs to grow up and realize he’s not a teenager anymore.
WKMG-NBC-6 Orlando: Orlando Unveils Barack Obama Parkway
Ten and a half megabucks for a mile and a half road…it is truly worthy of Obama’s namesake.
