P-D: Teen found in noose at Fenton ‘scare park’
Our society has gotten so paranoid about nooses that the sight of one practically belongs in a haunted house.
The same Germany which mortgaged its future to the tune of a trillion euros to save your asses? Talk about My Big Fat Greek Ingrates.
Slashdot: Is That an Android On Your Wrist?
That, and I am happy to see you.
SI: Arizona makes beach volleyball high school sport
It would help if Arizona actually had beaches. With apologies to George Strait.
McPaper: Oakland protesters organize citywide strike
Oh no, nobody in Oakland will be working? I can’t imagine what that will be like.
Daily Mail: Kim Kardashian to file for divorce from Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage
He still doesn’t have a job, and I think she still does, so he might well be the world’s tallest alimony recipient.
