Daily Caller: Obama rolls back immigration enforcement, again
In related news, a store is having a sale on an item that was already free.
KCNC-CBS-4 Denver: Man Threatens To Blow Up Store When Video Game Not In Stock
Hello journalism? When did you start calling overgrown little boys who have yet to grow up “men?”
FNC: Jamie Lynn Spears Resurfacing As a Country Music Singer
Single teenage mother, sister is a pop tart. Sure, her life really makes for credible country music lyrics. Except country music has fallen so far that they just might.
Burlington (Vt.) Free Press: Future of Occupy Burlington encampment uncertain after police clear City Hall Park to investigate man’s death
Shooting at an Occutard hovel? I thought they didn’t believe in guns.
PJ Tatler: Murder at #OccupyOakland
Naw, that was probably just plain ole regular Oakland.
