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Musings of the Snarkiest Bastard on the Internets -- January 2011 to May 4, 2012
Because you never want to be nude in a hotel that's losing money -- May 4, 2012 to May 9, 2012 (by RJP)
If you wear a jockstrap and tennis shoes in St. Louis, the blacks will leave you alone -- May 9, 2012 to May 28, 2012 (author unknown)

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