CBS Detroit: Does Malik Shabazz Still Think Detroit Residents Should ‘Burn The City Down?’
The New Black Panthers will burn down what the old Black Panthers didn’t.
Slashdot: 16-Year-Old Creates Scientific/Graphing Calculator In Minecraft
Because the world needed yet another calculator.
KCBS-2 LA: Medical Marijuana Deliveryman Robbed By Baton-Wielding Ninjas In West Covina
“Baton-wielding ninja,” i.e. he was probably high.
C-Trib: Dennis Rodman ‘broke,’ ‘extremely sick,’ his attorney says
So the news is that Rodman is broke.
ESPN: Owner, GM support Vinny Del Negro
With the Sir Skittles affair raging, they had no choice but to support a negro.
KSL Salt Lake City: Tacocopter would deliver tacos via unmanned drone
Date stamp March 28. They’re four days too early.
My Fox DC: TSA Manager Arrested for Running Prostitution Ring
TSA man busted for T&A.