Gizmodo: Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles
I’ve heard of ball busters, and I’ve “had” a ball squeezer, but this is ridiculous.
The Hill: Senators want to rid federal law of word ‘lunatic’
I don’t even have to read it: Chucky, DiFi, Stuart Smalley, Babs, Peppermint Patty.
NYP: Meghan McCain offended by Lindsay Lohan’s invite to White House dinner
And here I am, caught without a punchline.
Science Daily: Geneticists Identify Genes Linked to Western African Pygmies’ Small Stature
Genes determine a distinguishing human characteristic found in a given ostentatious population. Hmmm….
Yahoo: Obama to single men: Look for superior genes
Obama admits there are such things as superior genes. That’s a start.
NYP: Meghan McCain offended by Lindsay Lohan’s invite to White House dinner
As should the entire country be.
Question is: Does smoking crack with the POTUS violate probation?