CBS Seattle: Woman Attacked By Boyfriend’s Pet Lynx
That’s what she gets for going with a man who has a pet lynx. He, OTOH, will now have to choose between his lynx and a “pussy” of another sort.
Good, this means she’ll stop breathing. She’s been a waste of oxygen for awhile anyway.
CBS Tampa: Orangutans At Miami Zoo Use iPads To Communicate
If your job requires you to use an iPad, be very worried.
ABC: This Is Not a Joke: Government Issues Study of a Study About Studies
Also not a joke is how much the study about studies cost you.
Big Hollywood: ‘Will & Grace’ Creator: Biden’s Same-Sex Declaration ‘Choreographed’
Because finding homosexuality and choreography in the same sentence is so surprising.
Let’s put a black plastic garbage bag over Cher’s head so she doesn’t have to breathe any Romney air. That way we won’t have to look at her plasticized face either.
Next thing you know, the orangutans will be using smartphones.