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10 07 2012

Chicago

If you’ve seen this man, and by “seen,” I mean any time in the last 400 years, you better call the Chicago cops, before he wreaks more havoc on the city than he has already.

H/T all the Chicago bloggers.

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10 07 2012
rjp

One nice thing about West Virginia, much fewer Pilgrims than Chicago.

10 07 2012
Olave d'Estienne

Mayflower party aside, I think we should arrest everyone with the Puritan ideology. Also, I think we should arrest everyone with crypto-Puritan progressive-idealist views.

Naw just kidding.

10 07 2012
Bon, From the Land of Babble

Forget the pilgrims!! Fast forward people!!

Pilgrims aren’t being targeted by the FBI and Homeland Security as terrorists but the following are.

Get this:

A newly released Department of Homeland Security study entitled “Hot Spots of Terrorism and Other Crimes in the United States” on pages 11-12 claims law-abiding Americans exhibiting any of these characteristics to be potential extremists and right-wing terrorists:

*Americans who “are fiercely nationalistic, as opposed to universal and international in orientation”

*Americans considering themselves “anti-global”

*Americans who are “suspicious of centralized federal authority”

*Americans who are “reverent of individual liberty (especially their right to own guns and be free of taxes)”

*Americans exhibiting a belief in “conspiracy theories that involve grave threat to national sovereignty and/or personal liberty and a belief that one’s personal and/or national way of life is under attack”

So now Americans who espouse the ideals of the Founding Fathers, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and George Washington who all expressed strong “suspicion of centralized authority,” and “reverence for individual liberty,” are considered TERRORISTS!!

Welcome to 0bama’s NWO!! We live in a police state where being “suspicious of centralized federal authority” is a sign of potential terrorist activity and “reverence for individual liberty” is not tolerated.

Bon




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