The World’s Second Oldest Profession
You’ve heard the saying that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters and a million years, you get Shakespeare. Then again, if you give one Elizabethan-era Englishman a quill pen and fifty-two years, you also get Shakespeare, but I digress.
Some MSM stories are so Groundhog Day formulaic that you only need to run the program once, just leave open spaces for the by-lines, dates and some names.
