How about we give him a dose of his own medicine? Yeah, 120 days of house arrest, but he has to be completely naked the whole time. We read that he’s currently in college in Kansas (note to that school’s building and engineering staff — Check all the men’s locker rooms for secret video devices), so this means he’d have to be naked in the dorms, which in turn means he can be The New Andrew Martinez. But in his case, it would be really no big hairy deal.
At least I’m guessing no big hairy deal.