Philadelphia
Armed guards in elementary schools? Too much.
Condom dispensers in high schools that bear a strange resemblance to the lower half of a female torso, especially the strangely near-accurate looking “down there?” A-OK.
I know how it works: You grab several of those things from down there, stick the contents on your rod, then you shove it in a real world version of that up in the other direction.
I should really get my mind out of the gutter.
I hope that anatomically correct kiosk is full of pregnancy tests, because if that’s their theory, then a bunch of students will need to take one after they get back from Kwanzaa break.
Nobody will use them ….. they’re not Magnums.
http://jezebel.com/5526490/magnum-condoms-have-a-big-um-market-share