Stratford, Ontario
It’s a book. Yep, she wrote a book. Unless there are enough hints in the prologue or dedications to ferret out the ID of the ghostwriter.
“Just Getting Started?” Dude, you’re on the Donny Osmond career arc. You’re not “just getting started,” you’re on your way out.
It’s like the antimatter Winston Churchill would say, “Now this is not the beginning. It is not even the end of the beginning. But it is, perhaps, the beginning of the end.”

Anxiously awaiting Adele’s first autobio.
Or, not.
Justin Bieber: Just Getting Started [Hardcover]
Justin Bieber (Author)
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‘Packed with words of wisdom, glossy pics and hide-and-seek tips from Biebs as he sets off on tour.’ **** Heat
Guess it’s not selling so well, on sale everywhere.
Maybe he’ll write a book someday about a super sexy game of hide-and-seek with the latest man to leave Adele.
Donny Osmond? I was thinking more like George Michael.
It will depend on if the Biebs starts in on a public career of drugs or alcohol. If so, he’s on the George Michael arc (sinking anchor, more like), if not, then he’ll slowly decline like Donny Osmond.
Gasp.
This is its SECOND book, in fact the SECOND this year.
Here’s the first:
Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story