Downtown
In a past life, he was the defensive coordinator of the Dallas Cowboys. In a real past life, he parted the Red Sea.
I can imagine his first workout with the Rams defensive squad — “Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.”
Oops, I forgot. That’s not him. That’s his fraternal twin brother who is somehow still the head coach of the New York Jets. The agony of de-feet.
