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18 07 2013

Vancouver, Washington

KOIN-CBS-6 (Portland, Oregon):

Vancouver man’s gun shooting defense: Biden

A Vancouver man who fired a shotgun to chase away alleged car prowlers pleaded not guilty Wednesday and cited Vice President Joe Biden as the reason he did this.

Jeffery Barton, 52, pleaded not guilty to one count of illegal aiming or discharging a firearm at his arraignment in Clark County Court.

Barton reportedly admitted to deputies that he fired his weapon while chasing away people who he thought were breaking into his vehicles at 5804 NE 124th St. in the early morning hours Monday.

Deputies are investigating whether a large teen party that got out of control at a neighbor’s home may have been linked to the shooting. However, at this point, deputies have said there was no evidence of prowlers on Barton’s property.

Outside the courtroom Wednesday, Barton cited the vice president in defense of his actions.

“I did what Joe Biden told me to do,” Barton told KOIN. “I went outside and fired my shotgun in the air.”

I feel for him.  But invoking the Joke Biden defense is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, and truly a sign of Hail Mary desperation.

Word to the wise:  Never, never trust gun advice from anyone named Biden.

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