But He Was a Mere Lad of Sixteen

27 08 2013

Jersey City, New Jersey

He’s aged three months since then.

“The entire Saint Peter’s Prep community is relieved that this extremely distressing incident has found closure, and we commend the various law enforcement officials for their diligent work on this case over the past months,” said school spokesman James Horan, who confirmed the result of the probe after its disclosure by a police source.

You say “extremely distressing incident,” I say “racial hoax.”  But what’s a mere matter of semantics between friends?

Oh, I almost forgot — All the fault of the New Jersey constitution not having any liberty amendments.

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