Hands Up Don’t Shoot Me In the Head

25 10 2014


9200 West Florissant Avenue.

Smack dab in the middle of the Fergaza Strip, deep in the heart of handsupdontshoot country.

I can only presume both suspect and victim are gentle giants.

Vandals Sack Rome

23 10 2014

Fairview Heights

Okay, it wasn’t that serious.

It was more like Bell Curve City goes shopping.

But we can’t talk about that, because hands up, cigarillos, ham sandwiches, gentle giants, or something like that.

World’s Worst Dad

23 10 2014



Seventeen quickie mart robberies.

Four previous prison stretches, one of which was originally a 22-year bid.

Charlie Dooley’s son.

How does a son of Charlie Dooley not have the surname Dooley?

St. Louis Is About to Blow Again

23 10 2014


We’re coming up on what will be five days in a row of warmer than usual late October weather.

And the first autopsy of St. Vonderrit, Sir Sandwich of Ham, just came in, and at least from it, the circumstances are questionable.

Which means the undertow is going to be fired up and their white leftist fellow travelers will help light the matches.

Be careful out there.

This Is the Dawning of the Age of Shitavious

22 10 2014


That’s what I thought of when I heard about all these promises from the Fergaza Strip-based undertow that there will be “hell to pay” and “blood on the streets” if Darren Wilson isn’t offered up to their Black Jeebus as an altar sacrifice.

Step By Step

22 10 2014


The slow letdown and deflation of the other side continues:

Because Wilson is white and Brown was black, the case has ignited intense debate over how police interact with African American men. But more than a half-dozen unnamed black witnesses have provided testimony to a St. Louis County grand jury that largely supports Wilson’s account of events of Aug. 9, according to several people familiar with the investigation who spoke with The Washington Post.

I hope for the sake of these people that this GJ testimony is never leaked.  For as we all know about the ghetto, snitches get stitches and throw in ditches.  All it took for the Fergaza Strip apartment farm undertow to burn down the QT was a rumor that its employees called the cops on GENTILIVUS GIANTIVS.

Nothing New Under the Ferguson Sun

22 10 2014


The second autopsy, matching the first autopsy.  The third autopsy…will be more of the same.

But that’s the neat thing about being the black undertow.  You don’t need no stenken facts reason logic and evidence.  All those things are just white man juju concocted to keep da bwack man down.

And they’re right:  If the undertow’s will to power combined with white people’s lassitude isn’t changed, then facts, reason, logic and evidence won’t matter.


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