Someone’s Going to Be Sacrificed

28 10 2014


And if it’s not Darren Wilson, well then Tom Jackson will have to do.

But it’s going to have to be some white cop.  The Gods of the black undertow demand it.

In related news, seven North County school districts have sent a letter to McCulloch asking him to time the news of the GJ’s decision on both day of the week and time of the day considerations, because the districts fear in-school riots.

Put these two news stories together, and it’s getting to be perfectly obvious even to dummies with shoe size IQs that the GJ will return no indictment.

Separation Between Church and Can

27 10 2014

Rockford, Illinois


On Monday, disturbing audio of a conversation between staff at a district office of Illinois Congresswoman Cheri Bustos and a constituent was released to the press. The constituent was asking the House staffer about an issue in Rockford and Peoria, Illinois cities which are partly represented by Rep. Bustos. The staffer described Rockford as “very urban” and “very underprivileged.” She said constituents there spent their time “more in jail than church.”

Well, it’s the truth!

Also realize that the same people who spend more time in jail than in church also spend a lot of time in church, so they must not be the kind of churches that dwell on that whole personal morality thing.  They’re black churches, which means, well, we know what it means, but then I’d be delving into David Carroll territory.

The worst part about this story is that the Republican challenging Bustos in IL-17 thinks he can use this against her.  As if the kind of people who might vote for the Republican to oust the Democrat are interested in their politicians pander to blacks.

Twice a Senior

27 10 2014

Tallahassee, Florida


The Tallahassee Police Department is investigating an alleged domestic assault involving Florida State running back Karlos Williams, the agency said in a news release issued Monday.

Williams, a senior from Davenport, Florida, is being investigated for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend, who lives with him and is pregnant with the couple’s second child, according to people familiar with the investigation.

Two kids before he even draws his first professional football paycheck.  Though I hear Florida State football pays pretty well, just not well enough for the star quarterback to afford supermarket crab legs.


Above is just a general head shot.  Below is his jersey from the back.

Tajh Boyd, , Karlos Williams

And that’s him, because Karlos Williams wears #9.

Notice anything weird about the second pic?

His Name We Don’t Hear

27 10 2014



The Muslim extremist who attacked rookie cops with a hatchet last week was “a crusader seeking justice’’ — and more assaults will likely follow, the head of his local New Black Panther Party warned.

“It probably won’t be the last [attack on police] because you have a lot of frustrated people out here,” Queens chapter leader Frank Sha Francois told The Post.

Francois said ax-wielding Zale Thompson wasn’t officially a member of his group, but he came to meetings and they talked about “police brutality” cases such as Eric Garner and Michael Brown.


Thompson, 32, was a jihadist sympathizer who hated cops and white people, his family and friends have said. He was shot dead on a Jamaica, Queens, sidewalk Thursday after he lunged with a blue-handled hatchet at four rookie cops, striking Officer Joseph Meeker, 24, in the arm and Officer Kenneth Healey, 25, in the back of the head.

Eric Garner, now there’s a blast from the very recent past.  That happened three weeks before GENTILIVS GIANTIVUS, and unlike the latter, the Garner case is far less certain and may be such that the cops have some level of culpability.  So why are not the national media hyping Eric Garner and Staten Island like they are hyping Michael Brown and Ferguson?  That’s a rhetorical question, ICYMI.  I’ll start you out with a hint:  Location.


27 10 2014


Anonymous (the computer cracker group) claims that the GJ won’t indict.

Yeah, Anonymous, right.  The same Anonymous that had 87 tries to release the identity of the then-unknown Ferguson P.D. officer involved in ending the life of GENTILIVUS GIANTIVUS and didn’t get the right answer once?

However, I do think they happen to be correct here.

We Temporarily Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Narrative For Some Real World Breaking News

27 10 2014


In case you didn’t notice, there were, among all the other crimes in Bell Curve City St. Louis over the weekend, two that involved a four-year old and a two-year old getting shot.

Therefore, Pa Skittles (an ESL native) and Pa Gentilivs Giantivs are looking up with Better Family Life to beg the kuhmunitey to knock off the TNB because it’s upsetting their narrative apple cart.

Since BFL is involved, I’m sure they’ll call for a truce.

Hands Up Don’t Shoot Me In the Head

25 10 2014


9200 West Florissant Avenue.

Smack dab in the middle of the Fergaza Strip, deep in the heart of handsupdontshoot country.

I can only presume both suspect and victim are gentle giants.


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