Blogmeister Echo Syndrome

22 07 2014


“Deal with all of it.”

Translation:   He  wouldn’t want to deal with the media hoopla.  If not for that, Michael Sam’s extracurricular activities would have been of no concern to him.

And as far as that goes, he sounds like some snarky blogmeister I know.

Although Jason Collins played about the final third of the most recent NBA season, and I don’t remember much media hoopla after his first game.

I Was Told There Would Be No Math

2 07 2014


A little different version of a story I had here several weeks ago.

But where did LGBTTQ+ come from all of a sudden?  I always thought it was LGBTQMIAPD.  I looked up LGBTTQ+ on a certain never-do-evil search engine, and almost all the results were from Absurdistani websites, which means it must be some sort of official or quasi-official Canadian thing relating to the catch-all alternate community.

Maybe the good time alphabet gang is giving up on letters, throwing in the towel on their quest for what was their holy grail, an acronym that involves every letter of the alphabet, and maybe they’re just going to settle for math symbols.  Try LGBTTQ+-x÷π.  Or maybe instead of pitchers and catchers, we can have numerators and denominators.

Burger Queen

1 07 2014

San Francisco


One Day Closer to You

28 05 2014


Trouble in paradise?

Really, it’s all the fault of their stupid acronym, LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH.  You can’t be just tolerant of gay men and lesbian women anymore.  They have to bring along all their mentally ill sick freak shows emblematic of some of the other letters, and if you’re transphobic enough to think that this tranny stuff is a sickness, even if you don’t think plain ole regular homosexuality isn’t, then you might as well want to burn all gay men and lesbian women at the stake as far as they’re concerned.

Notice that black preachers are starting to rumble.

One irony here is that Houston’s L mayor wants the ordinance to protect Ts.  She’s behind the times — Here on the bleeding edge of the circus that calls itself modern AMURRIKAN sociopolitics, there’s a schism starting to open between L and T.  Lesbian women aren’t too fond of people born men pretending to be women barging in on their shit.  Of course that’s what happens when you pitch a big tent so wide as to catch all who happen to be anything but pair-bonding heterosexual.  Yeah, for awhile, you might assemble a powerful enough coalition to stick it to sexually traditional people, but eventually there’s infighting in the tent.

And yes, you probably noticed the musical pun.  So here you go:


Even more trouble in paradise.  A front is opening up between the Ls an the Bs.

Same Difference

14 05 2014

Earth City

Christian Coalition calls it a double standard.

What it really is is Who-Whom.

Mrs. Michael Sam’s Pedigree

13 05 2014


Well, well.  The NFL’s Great Gay Hope’s bed mate has some interesting pedigree.

The league better hope that this apple has rolled far from the tree.

Then again, organized crime in Kansas City did launch Harry Truman.

Eighth to the Last

13 05 2014

Earth City


Don’t you know that every eighth to the last pick of every year’s NFL draft is the most important player in football?

In my day, last round picks were a relative long shot even to make the team that drafted them.  Then again, in my day, err…you know, twenty miles, one way, a foot of snow, tattered boots, carnivorous dinosaurs.  So what do I know?

Too Long, Do Read

12 05 2014

Los Angeles

Not safe for either work, young children, prudes or people that like to heave.

But once you clear those hurdles, it’s an elucidating and in fact necessary read.

Stat Sheet

16 04 2014

Brooklyn, New York

25 points, 19 rebounds, 6 steals.

That’s a pretty good stat line.

For one game.

For 29 games, well, not so much.

BTW, you’d think the obsessive vicious media in New York would have been able to take and publish photos or videos of him out on the town with his significant other(s).

Cannon Ball

7 04 2014


On the issue of the hypocrisy of the OkStupid CEO:

I don’t think his interest in Chris Cannon was LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH.  I think it was immigration.

Brendan Eich

4 04 2014

Mountain View, California

He was fired for having the same opinion on gay “marriage” that Barack Obama had as late as May 8, 2012.

It became clear during the recent hubbub over Arizona SB 1062 that LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH is no longer a movement seeking tolerance, it’s now a pink iron booted totalitarian mafia enforcing conformity.  If that didn’t convince you, and the Brendan Eich affair doesn’t convince you, then you just don’t know.


31 03 2014

Stuttgart, Germany

Monkeys and militant LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH are known to throw their own feces.


21 03 2014

Time for a music break.

The title track from Shania Twain’s first really big release.  If I was just a bit older, I’d be calling it an album.

“The woman in me needs the man in you.”  Nowadays, that might be referring to the same person.

I Wonder

17 03 2014

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Rand Paul to GOP:  Reach out on social issues.

1. I wonder, where are the Democrat high level Presidential hopefuls telling the left wing to ditch/disregard the social issues? Can you show me the story where someone like Martin O’Malley has gone to NARAL telling them to put aside the pro-aborticide issue in order to win an election?

2. It really won’t work. Those voters who are most concerned with left wing hobby horse social issues already have a party that fulfills their needs: The Democrats.

3. Let’s not forget, this is the same Rand Paul who essentially wants to erase the borders, who has told either Hispanic racial interest groups or people in general numerous times that “we should find a place” here for all the illegal aliens currently in country, and we should also grant “extensive work visas,” give a immigrant work permit to anyone in the world that wants to come here and work, perhaps billions and billions served. Plop goes the wage and salary scale downward.

St. Patrick’s Gay Parade

17 03 2014

New York and Boston

You do realize that it has nothing to do with *-phobia, don’t you?

It’s because people going to the parade don’t want to have to look at men clad only in their underwear dancing around on a float.  As if dancing around only in your underwear on a moving float is required of gay men.

Another Donor Riot

13 03 2014



GOP Donors Join Push for Gay Rights Bill


Boehner opposes ENDA because he says it could spark frivolous lawsuits and hamper businesses. He has said repeatedly that the House will not take up the bill that the Senate approved in November.

“Leadership needs to hear from America. They need to hear from their own members, and they need to hear from the constituencies that support it,” said former representative Deborah Pryce, R-Ohio, who is one of the former GOP lawmakers supporting the bill. Other former lawmakers joining the effort are former representative Tom Reynolds, R-N.Y., and former senator Norm Coleman, R-Minn. They cite the bill’s support within the business community as a particularly potent appeal to GOP lawmakers.

“Business is way ahead of government on this and we need to catch up,” Pryce said. The vast majority of Fortune 500 companies, 91%, already operate with non-discrimination policies that include sexual orientation and 61% include policies on gender identity, according to HRC. “I think it can be a good Republican issue. We just have to help (lawmakers) increase their comfort level with it and there’s plenty of time to do that, slowly, methodically, district by district,” Pryce said.

General Mills is part of a group of major employers who support ENDA. “If employees cannot bring their full selves to work, and if employees live in fear of being treated differently simply based on who they are, it comes at a cost to the company,” said Ken Charles, the vice president of global Inclusion and staffing.

So business and their donor class whores are pushing for a bill which will spark frivolous lawsuits and hamper businesses, a bill which would put into Federal force policies which most Fortune 500 companies already have as a matter of company policy.

Dizzy yet?

Here’s how you solve this paradox:

The MisFortune 500 want ENDA because not only do most of them already comply with it, but because they think it’ll be their informal weapon against not quite as big but high growth potential future rivals.  General Mills has no worries about being sued out of existence based on ENDA.


13 03 2014

San Francisco

Who better to wage World War T than Ts themselves?


What’s That Mean?

12 03 2014


61% of Republicans under 30 support gay “marriage.”


Of the 100 Republicans under 30, 39 of them are sane.

Take polling data about young Republicans with a grain of salt, and not because the poll is biased.  It’s because, as a related example, people under 25 were around two to four percent of Republican Presidential primary voters and caucus goers in 2012, in the primaries and caucuses that were competitive.



7 03 2014



They’re all Nazis.

Including the black one on the left and the Hispanic one in the back in front of the door.  (?)



3 03 2014


…Consists of leftist white women who don’t have boobs worth looking at screaming topless at people that don’t matter anymore to fight political wars they’ve already won.

If they had any real courage of their convictions, they’d drop the bras and storm a mosque.

But they won’t, and never will.

Why not?

Because…intersectionality.  And also…Imams do something that septuagenarian Catholic priests don’t — Fight back.

Whole Loaf

3 03 2014


Dear Jan Brewer,

Did trying to meet LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH half way work out well for the Boy Scouts?

I’ll cut to the chase:


You never want to be in a situation where your enemies doubly hate your guts and take you for an easy mark.

But that’s where both you and the BSA are right now.



Brewer Vetoes SB 1062

27 02 2014


To put it more accurately, she and her whole state were bullied and intimidated.

We all knew she was going to veto it.  I just happened to think that she and her advisers were trying to cook up a comfortable middle of the road don’t-offend-anybody legalistic-technocratic rationale to veto it.  This is why I’m surprised her public statement after the veto was as strident as it was.

Wayne’s World

26 02 2014

Cape Girardeau


He is State Sen. Wayne Wallingford, a Republican from Cape Girardeau, who holds Peter Kindercare’s old district.

And he’s introducing a bill very similar to Arizona SB 1062 in the Missouri State Senate today.

Now I know what the media feeding frenzy will be around here for a few weeks.  The good news is that this finally means this town will stop talking about Michael Sam.

The problem for the legislation is that it’s probably already too late in the legislative session for it to go through regular markup and debate and committee votes and full chamber votes before the legislative session clock runs out.  Either he’s doing this for publicity, or what is more likely is that this will go straight to full chamber votes and get passed as quickly as possible.

Can I Call ‘Em, Or What?

26 02 2014


Me, three days ago:

That and the Nets want to sell boatloads of Nets’ Jason Collins #98 jerseys to LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH.

Well, well, well…


23 02 2014


Spot the contradiction.


Michael Sam ready for NFL challenge


Sporting a rainbow “Stand with Sam,” on his combine gear, the former Missouri defensive end said he’s ready to tackle any and all issues that come with the questions about him as a football player, as well as a football player who happens to be gay.


“And I just wish you guys would see me as Michael Sam, the football player, instead of Michael Sam, the gay football player.”

He can’t have it both ways.  If he would not have come out, or kept his orientation a secret, he’d just be “OL 42″ at the combine.

In related news, the Brooklyn Nets have signed the supposedly gay Jason Collins to a short term contract, which means when the Nets play the Lakers tonight in Los Angeles, he’ll be the first openly (supposedly) gay professional athlete in one of the four major American sports leagues.  Of course you know why they did it, they wanted to beat whichever NFL team drafts Michael Sam to the civil rightsey punch.  That and the Nets want to sell boatloads of Nets’ Jason Collins #98 jerseys to LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH.  Of course, the fake gay Collins is wearing 98 to commemorate the year 1998, when Matthew Shepard was murdered in a crime that was not an anti-gay hate crime.  (See also:  Rough Trade).

A Whole Alphabet Spent

14 02 2014

Menlo Park, California

Yes, it may seem like a setback in the culture wars.

But the good news is that the “official acronym” of LGBTQMIAPD is about to be expanded a whole lot.  Their goal of an acronym that involves every letter of the alphabet may just have been met.

Whoa Is Him

12 02 2014

Hitchcock, Texas

The father of the 21st Century’s greatest civil rights icon isn’t happy with the way his son is civil rightsey.

In passing, he says that:

“As a black man, we have so many hurdles to cross. This is just one he has to cross.”

Sure, because black football players are really swimming upstream in today’s society.

Because everyone in the Democrat-left coalition is a persecuted minority.  They’re all so oppressed that they’re arguing with each other over which kinds of oppression are worse than the others, the whole bit about intersectionality and progressive stack.  Remember one of my axioms:  If of the seven billion people on Earth, if only one of them was a straight white gentile man, the other 6,999,999,999 people would all be oppressed minorities.

That said, now I know why he turned out gay.  Hitch-Cock.


12 02 2014


ACLU to sue Missouri in state court over its refusal to recognize LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH marriage licenses granted in other states.

If that’s their angle, why aren’t they going to Federal court and using full faith and credit as the grounds?

“But we’re not asking Missouri to do gay marriages.  We just want them to recognize other states’ gay marriages.”

Which would be effectively the same thing.

OTOH, thinking out loud here, if the judiciary forces FF&C on gay marriages, they can also force FF&C on CCW.

Play It Again Sam

10 02 2014


I guess there’s no time like the present.

At first, I thought he was running a Jason Collins style scam, i.e. pretend to be gay in a cynical attempt to augment his professional athletic career.  (Note to peanut gallery:  You should notice when Collins “announced” that he is “gay” relative to his career arc, the auspicious lack of ex-boyfriends gossiping about his bedroom talents, and the fact that his long time fiancee, a woman, hint hint, was totally shocked when he “came out,” when women pick up on this kind of stuff way ahead of the curve.)

Then I got back to the salt mines last night.  Like I said in my morning update, people involved in Missouri state government, both elected and unelected, are heavily Mizzou alumni, and of course Mizzou is just a hop skip and a jump away.  So any big news out of Mizzou is going to be the talk of this town during the legislative session.  When ESPN scooped everyone to expose the school’s cover-up of football players raping a swimmer, that’s all this town could talk about.

And now that the world media is about to be camped out in Columbia, of course this news is setting this ordinarily sleepy river town on fire and turning it upside down.

That said, people talk, and word gets around.

Contra my initial suspicion, Mr. Sam is very likely authentically LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH.  Because his sexual orientation has been something of a semi-open secret in certain circles up in Columbia for most of the last year.  And he came out to his coaches and teammates before the start of this season.  Only now is he coming out for everyone else.

Still, why now?  Why the timing?

Maybe he thinks he’s goosing his draft position.

The problem is, like I’ve been saying in this space for a long time, the problem for the first one won’t be his teammates, won’t be the locker room, but the media.  I think the same media who think they’re helping gay men high level professional athletes and helping their cause are actually hurting them, by rattling the sabres and promising a media circus around whoever the first will be.  If you’re in the NFL right now and expect to be at least through next season, and you’re actually gay, are you going to come out and have a good chunk of the world’s media ganged up around your locker after every game to ask you questions about sex but never about your job?  But for the media’s obsession with gay gay gay gay gay, I think we would already have had some come out of the closet.

Thirty-two NFL GMs running up to the draft in early May now realize that they’re going to be drafting a media circus far more than a future linebacker (I’ll get to that in a moment) if they select Sam.  If he thinks he was helping his draft status, I think he did just the opposite.

Here’s another problem for Sam:  He played DE at Mizzou, but he’s undersized and underweight to play DE in the NFL, so he’ll probably be moved to LB.  But there’s a really long list of these very kind of men who washed out in the NFL trying to make the transition.  Maybe Sam senses this coming and is conveniently pre-creating the homophobia excuse.  So this could be another explanation for the timing.

Or here’s another theory:  The Olympics, in supposedly anti-gay Russia.  Thumbing Vladimir Putin in the eye from ten time zones away.

Whatever the case, turn off the low information sports media if you don’t want to hear about this for the next three months.

Big Man On Campus

6 02 2014

Wellesley, Massachusetts


It’s a statue, on the Wellesley campus, and the lesbians are upset.

Ooh, I didn’t just say that, did I?  Have I gone too far, or have I not gone far enough?

It’s not surprising to me that this would generate outrage at an all-lesbo school.  Women at a coed school are used to this — After all, guys wearing this much in the dorms during certain hours are overdressed.


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