Murrieta Part II

15 09 2014


In spite of the invective from some quarters, that’s all it is.

‘Tis life in the proposition nation circa 2014.  Someone who tries to solve the problem is the problem, meanwhile the problem they’re trying to solve isn’t a problem.  Of course, they don’t think it’s a problem, because we have a new people to elect and we have a war on the American worker to wage.

That said, too much Lincoln and too many Amurrikan flags for my liking.  I’m the type of person who tries not to gush over the same system that caused the problems I’m kvetching about.

No Person Is Illegal, Borders are Inhumane, Comprehensive Reform

11 09 2014

Washington, D.C.

The border patrol sprang right into action.

Don’t arrest him, give him a job inside the White House.  He’s only going there to do the jobs that the people already inside won’t do, hopping the fence for a better life.

Because You Wanted to Pull a Stunt Which You Could Later Write About

9 09 2014

McAllen, Texas

And because you were born long after the civil rights movement, you want to be able to live it for yourself.

I hope you all are perceptive enough to pick up on the contradictory nature of this whole screed.  First one to get the right answer in the comment section gets a gold star.

Maybe This Has a Cause?

9 09 2014

Lynn, Massachusetts

They call it “news,” but then leave out the most important part.

Hint #1, Hint #2, Hint #3.


8 09 2014

Washington, D.C.

If it’s phony and two-faced, it’s gotta be the Republican establishment.

But it least it and Obama’s delaying his executive order until after election day prove that everyone knows which side of the bread the butter is on.

And that when the rubber hits the road, nobody really believes in the…

Dead Fish on the Pizza

6 09 2014



In an exclusive interview with Meet the Press moderator Chuck Todd, President Barack Obama defended his decision to delay executive action on immigration, saying the summer’s surge of unaccompanied children at the Mexican border changed the politics of the issue.

Sure, it might have changed the politics of the issue, but I don’t see why it would change the substance of the issue.  Isn’t that what these people want when they scream amnesty and open borders?  It’s amazing when people order an extra large with anchovies then complain about all the dead fish on their pizza.

In the sit-down with Todd, Obama rejected criticism that the postponement is merely a political tactic intended to help embattled Democrats in the months before contentious midterm elections, saying that the delay will help make new immigration policies “sustainable” when they are announced later this year.

Sure thing, Emperor Barack I, because delaying something until after election day must mean that the delay has nothing to do with election season politics.

By “sustainable,” the Emperor means that it will have been done with maximum time before the next election.

Speaking of Chuck Todd and his new job, I predict that the remainder of Emperor Barack I’s reign will outlast Chuck Todd’s time as MTP moderator.


6 09 2014


Yeah, it’s sorta like that.

They can’t wait nine weeks for Emperor Barack I officially to repeal all immigration law, because they’re too naive to realize that almost all immigration law enforcement has already been gutted and has been for a very long time, and not sophisticated enough to think in YAY BLUE TEAM partisan political terms.

That said, this also means that, unlike the RINOs, the GOPee establishment and their conga line of allied talking heads, strategists and consultants, Emperor Barack I and vulnerable Senate Democrat candidates do not believe in the ZOMG GREAT HISPANIC VOTER TIDAL WAVE LOL~!!!!!1

One huge PR mistake on the part of Emperor Barack I was that he said that he was delaying his executive immigration on amnesty until after the election, meaning that he just admitted he’s still going to do it, and implicitly admitting that he wants to get past election day because it would be a political albatross for his own party.  If I was advising him on PR, I would advise him for outward appearances totally to take executive action off the table, then behind the curtains tell the Razatards that he’ll simply not enforce immigration law.  But he is now on record saying that he’s going to do it, it’s just a matter of the expedience of timing, and his promise to do it is going to hurt Democrats in the next 60 days.



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