Hands Up Don’t Shoot Me In the Head

25 10 2014


9200 West Florissant Avenue.

Smack dab in the middle of the Fergaza Strip, deep in the heart of handsupdontshoot country.

I can only presume both suspect and victim are gentle giants.


25 10 2014


They’re called “Ferguson” protesters, but this took place at Grand and 44, which means the Shaw neighborhood, which means St. Sandwich of Ham, not his distant cousin GENTILIVUS GIANTIVUS.

About the taller building in the background: It could be looking south which means SLU Med ABI, or looking north, which means the Salus Center, the old Incarnate Word Hospital, which now hosts, among other things, ironically enough, SLU Med School’s Social Justice Institute.


World’s Worst Dad

23 10 2014



Seventeen quickie mart robberies.

Four previous prison stretches, one of which was originally a 22-year bid.

Charlie Dooley’s son.

How does a son of Charlie Dooley not have the surname Dooley?

St. Louis Is About to Blow Again

23 10 2014


We’re coming up on what will be five days in a row of warmer than usual late October weather.

And the first autopsy of St. Vonderrit, Sir Sandwich of Ham, just came in, and at least from it, the circumstances are questionable.

Which means the undertow is going to be fired up and their white leftist fellow travelers will help light the matches.

Be careful out there.

Saint or Sinking Ship?

23 10 2014


The FAMBLY is now in the middle of an internecine food fight over whether or not they should hustle the name of GENTILIVS GIANTIVS.

You might be quick to think that this is indicative of how the handsupdontshoot cause is on its death throes, that various FAMBLY members are catching while catch can.

But remember, this is a smaller scale of the same kind of FAMBLY feud that Martin Luther King’s relatives and descendants are famous for.  And you can’t say that St. MLK is a dying cause, at least not officially.

This Is the Dawning of the Age of Shitavious

22 10 2014


That’s what I thought of when I heard about all these promises from the Fergaza Strip-based undertow that there will be “hell to pay” and “blood on the streets” if Darren Wilson isn’t offered up to their Black Jeebus as an altar sacrifice.

Step By Step

22 10 2014


The slow letdown and deflation of the other side continues:

Because Wilson is white and Brown was black, the case has ignited intense debate over how police interact with African American men. But more than a half-dozen unnamed black witnesses have provided testimony to a St. Louis County grand jury that largely supports Wilson’s account of events of Aug. 9, according to several people familiar with the investigation who spoke with The Washington Post.

I hope for the sake of these people that this GJ testimony is never leaked.  For as we all know about the ghetto, snitches get stitches and throw in ditches.  All it took for the Fergaza Strip apartment farm undertow to burn down the QT was a rumor that its employees called the cops on GENTILIVUS GIANTIVS.


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