C|Net: Microsoft to Mac users: Use Firefox, not Safari
Microsmeg wants you to use Firefox? Now I’ve heard everything.
Drudge (Yesterday): NY GOV. WARNS OF HARD TIMES AHEAD…
Six months ago, New York’s Governor might have taken that as a narcissistic double entendre vis-a-vis some ho.
AP: Obama says Republicans trying to scare voters
Then goes on a tirade about how global warming is going to kill us all.
Malkin: Seattle’s planet-saving plan: Jump rope, draw chalk art
And light candles.
MissouriNet: Obama pleased with tour of rural Missouri
I’m glad rural Missourians could live up to His high standards.
P-D: Ill. prison head gets 2 years for corruption
Some public official in Illinois is corrupt? That’s news to me. </Rod B.>
Springfield News-Leader: Obama wants new direction on energy
A “new direction” on energy would be more drilling, more refineries and more nuclear power plants.
P-D Political Fix: Nixon ad touts “tough” reputation
Yes, he’s real tough on old widows, kicking them out of their houses because their late husbands spent time in a nursing home.
P-D: Most Missouri candidates decline Political Courage Test
I’m waiting for a media courage test.
Reuters: World’s oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
World’s first sideick, Edwardivs McMahonivs, traced back to about 300 BC.
Reuters: IOC “surprised” by Games web censorship
Which cave did you just crawl out of?