WSIL-3: Crisis In Cairo
That could be any time.
Sources describe him as a “lost sole.”
WND: Driver’s licenses let applicants pick gender
I thought that was taken care of at the moment of conception.
Remember when you had to unfold a map so big that there wasn’t enough room in your car? That’s what Obama’s road map is going to be like.
AP/Obama: Analysis: Team Obama preoccupied with Bush
The last Democrat in the White House was also preoccupied with bush.
You won’t feel like eating if your team loses. Beentheredonethat.
At the time they went up to the Space Station, there weren’t any Arizona Cardinals fans to be found, even in Arizona.
Time: New Playground Architecture: Bye, Jungle Gym
Hello, Rainforest Gym.
McClathcy: GOP picks its first black chairman, but will change follow?
Not if Michael Steele has his way, the GOP will lose as usual.
Reuters: Earth-hunter telescope prepared for launch
It won’t be hard, just have the telescope turn backwards. Voila, Earth.
Reuters: Dolphins are capable sea chefs, scientists say
Aquariums are already busy giving new names to their Dolphins like Gordon Ramsay and Rachel Ray.
Good, I hate it when a dog laughs at me.
Reuters: Rapper DMX sentenced to 90 days in jail
Harrumph!!! Look at the jurisdiction. He better get used to pink underwear and tents.