You’ve Just Been Lectured and Condescended To By a Man Named Shep. Woof Woof.

11 06 2009

Conservative Times:  What are the Neocons Going to do if Ahmadinejad Loses the Election?

I don’t know what they’ll do, but I’m going to enjoy the lower gas prices.

Jihad Watch:  “Shoe-bomber” Richard Reid on hunger strike in US prison

Let ’em croak.  That’ll open up a slot in Supermax that’ll soon be filled by some really old man.

John Lott:  “U.S. college grads shun Wall Street for Washington”

They’re the only business left with no executive pay caps.  Hell, they’re the only business left that’s hiring.

Malkin:  Senate moves forward with government tobacco takeover

I’ve heard nothing but “hate is wrong” over the past day or so.  The Senate, in all its zeal to codify hate of the white working class, hasn’t gotten the message.  Especially since smokers now pay for kids’ health care.

MOPNS:  Rasmussen: 36% Say U.S. Heading in Right Direction

But the President who is pushing us in the wrong direction has a 62% approval rating.  That means that 26% of the people approve of President Obama taking us in the wrong direction, but at the same time think we’re going in the wrong direction.

WND:  Shep Smith attacks right-wing ‘crazies’

My response?  Find a bone, throw it out into the field, and ask Shep to bring it back.  Then give the ole boy a Milk Bone.

Yahoo Tech:  Microsoft to Discontinue Money

And how do you expect people to buy Windows and Office?  With their good looks?

Reuters:  Venezuela bans Coke Zero, cites “danger to health”

Rename it Coke Hugo, and it’ll be unbanned.

KSDK:  Dog eats a lot of marijuana

I can already sense how the story ends:  The pit bull consumed a month worth of its owner’s revenue.



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