UK Telegraph: Apple iPhone search Siri helps users find prostitutes and Viagra but not an abortion
You think Siri is going to precude the birth of another future Apple customer? Anyone who can afford Viagra can also afford an iPhone.
Steve Patterson: The Homeless Don’t Drink Bottled Samuel Adams
That’s my job.
Cain should have said in response, “Comma, Bill Clinton”
WLKY-TV Louisville: Mother Beaten By Son Over Kool-Aid, Police Say
A little too old for Kool-Aid, aren’t we?
Arizona Daily Star: Camera network will focus on jaguars
They should also be concerned about coyotes.
MEMRI: Iranian Cleric: U.S., Europe Will Become Islamist in Another Few Decades; Most American Women Would Rather Have a Dog and a Toyota than a Husband
Because dogs and Toyotas are more reliable than husbands.
This endears me to the Gillard government for all time.
Watching “Twilight” also helps.
Hit the craps tables while our luck with snake eyes is running.
Evanston is truly the asshole of Chicagoland.