Drudge: Reagan’s failed assassin laments people don’t see him as artist, musician…
Sure, that’s the way to launch a successful artistic or musical career, try to assassinate a President.
They’re both fuming mad.
5: Jeremy Lin: No, I’m not dating Kim Kardashian
“I don’t want Kris Humphries’s leftovers.”
WBBM-CBS-2 Chicago: Toddler Hurt By Falling TV In Aurora
If Chicago would have gotten the 2016 Olympics, throwing TVs out the window could have become a demonstration sport.
Daily Beast: Bobbi Kristina Brown Found Getting High After Whitney’s Funeral?
Well, I guess the crack doesn’t fall far from the rock.
WCAU-NBC-10 Philly: Bags of Headless Chickens Found in Cemetery
Don’t worry, it’s just that diversity that makes us so strong.
Washington Examiner: D.C. Council chairman cracks down on #@&#%!!!
Can’t say “mutha” or “fucka” in a D.C. City Council meeting anymore. Talk about silent nights.
Opposed contraceptives, I bet.
I guess the nickname “Gooky Gookenstein” is now out of the question.
KHOU-CBS-11 Houston: Warren Moon’s ex-wife arrested on trail ride, charged with public lewdness
Did she moon somebody?
And what are white people? Invisible?
Translation: Newt looking to break up the Romney-Ron Paul silent agreement by wooing Ron Paul voters.