The aptly-named Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources is going to crack down on nude beach misbehavior by clear-cutting trees near the beachfront, so that bare asses will be in plain view. The hope is that this will shame them into going away, though I don’t much think that the kind of person who drugs it up and fucks other people on nude beaches can be shamed.
First off, why do the trees have to suffer because of the misbehavior of some human beings? Why not enforce pubic decency laws?
Second, why do people who wear clothes have to endure the visual pollution of having to gawk at the kind of fat slobs that use nude beaches? The main problem with nude beaches is that the kind of women we want to see naked never use them.