First Name Basis

23 05 2012

San Francisco Chronicle :

Police: Richmond mom robbed store with infant in stroller

A woman pushing her infant son in a stroller has been arrested in El Cerrito after she allegedly stole from a store, brandished a knife at employees and was found in possession of a glass smoking pipe and a burglary tool, police said.

The incident began shortly after 1 p.m. Wednesday when officers were sent to a business at El Cerrito Plaza to investigate reports that a woman was brandishing a knife, said El Cerrito police Det. Corp. Gilbert Tang.

They learned that the suspect, Booshondia Daniel, 29, of Richmond, had tried to leave the business “without paying for some merchandise,” Tang said. When employees confronted her, Daniel “pulled out a knife and began waving it in a threatening manner,” Tang said.

Daniel fled the scene while “pushing a baby stroller with an infant inside of it,” Tang said.

Officers found Daniel at the El Cerrito Plaza BART Station. After witnesses positively identified her, officers searched Daniel and found her in possession of a glass smoking pipe and a burglary tool, Tang said.

Daniel was arrested on suspicion of robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, theft, possession of burglary tools and possession of drug paraphernalia.

The infant’s father came to the El Cerrito Police Department and took custody of him.

Just as I expected.  “Booshondia Wins Westinghouse Prize” is a headline you’ll never read.  Really, all the body of the story needed to say was “Booshondia,” and we could have implied the rest on our own.  She had a kid, which means she procreated.  Since it was a “him” (see the last sentence), she might have named her baby boy Shitavious.  I also suppose babydaddy is just plain “Boo.”  Boo hearts Booshondia, how sweet nauseating.

Here’s her FB page, if that’s any help.  I don’t have a FB account and don’t want one, so maybe those of you who do can fill me in on the important stuff.




3 responses

23 05 2012

Booshandia …. ah, white people can’t even make shit up this good.

Some of her “Likes”: Facebook, Texas HoldEm Poker, Vin Diesel, YouTube, Starbucks, Barack Obama, Music, Dr. House, Oreo, Skittles, Red Bull, Adam Sandler, “Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy… WHAT!!… hi!, Victoria’s Secret, I really hate slow computers, Live Holdem, Slot City Casino, Lucky’s Bingo Corner, Vegas Regal Casino,
Family Guy
South Park
Two and a Half Men
SpongeBob SquarePants

I don’t get it. I don’t watch tv that thoroughly abuses White people.

I am scared of what I am going to see in her photos after seeing Vitoria’s Secret in the likes. – Good news, no photos of her, only the spawn.

One of hew friends: Tatiana Tatoowi Nunez – huh? I can’t tell what the hell she is, but she has one White kid, it looks:

23 05 2012

You listing her likes almost got your comment filtered out as spam.

25 05 2012
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