Wal-Mart Funnies

8 06 2012

One local, one national.

The local story:  WM security popped a woman for shoplifting, and took her to the big box’s mini-hoosegow.  While she was alone in the room, she started cooking meth from ingredients in a plastic soda bottle she had with her.

The national story:  Man strips, runs naked through a Rhode Island WM them out in the general area.  It is said that mental health professionals are evaluating him.  They better — The first order of business is to find out the precise mental pathology which led him to shop at Wal-Mart.




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