One local, one national.
The local story: WM security popped a woman for shoplifting, and took her to the big box’s mini-hoosegow. While she was alone in the room, she started cooking meth from ingredients in a plastic soda bottle she had with her.
The national story: Man strips, runs naked through a Rhode Island WM them out in the general area. It is said that mental health professionals are evaluating him. They better — The first order of business is to find out the precise mental pathology which led him to shop at Wal-Mart.