When I was in the fifth grade, I called for a nuclear-free world. And everyone in my class agreed. Thankfully, I grew up since then. Some people never do. Marriage, gay or otherwise, was the last thing on my mind.
If he can’t give his speech, I’m sure Obama will make him the czar of some policy.
If he does give it, I’m sure it will make his boyfriend very happy. Ooh, I didn’t just say that, did I? Have I gone too far, or have I not gone far enough?