Greek Rules

20 06 2012


Police use stun gun to stop naked man

Wheaton police used a stun gun Tuesday to subdue a man running naked and disturbing residents in a neighborhood, police said.

The man, 20, from Wheaton, is accused of damaging property at two or three homes in the neighborhood in the 1400 block of East Elm Street, police said. He ran naked from police after they arrived at the scene a little after 3 p.m., said Wheaton Deputy Police Chief Tom Meloni.

“When the officers got there, they see him running and he has no clothing on and he’s incoherent,” Meloni said. “He wasn’t communicating with the officers and he would not stop.”

The Summer Olympics start in about a month.  I bet he’s in training, and he must assume the games still use Greek rules.




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20 06 2012
Bon, From the Land of Babble

Was it Rodney King?


21 06 2012

Rodney King was trying to enter into some swimming events. I’m sure Michael Phelps was nervous.

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