I See Stolen ATM Machines Lying Around All the Time

29 06 2012


Someone stole an ATM machine from the UMSL campus some time between 4 and 5:30 yesterday afternoon.

If you happen to see an ATM machine in the wrong place, you’re urged to call the UMSL PD at whatever their phone number is.  Odds are, very few people will be able to help.

I know a college campus during summer break during the middle of one of the hottest days in years isn’t exactly teeming with human life, but you would think some honest pair of eyes would have seen it.




2 responses

2 07 2012
Techno Dan

“ATM machine”…you mean an Automatic Teller Machine machine?

2 07 2012

Yep, as in RBIs, Runs Batted Ins.

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