You Big Dummy

22 12 2012

New Jersey

Krispy Christie, in Politico:

“Listen I don’t necessarily think having an armed guard outside every classroom is conducive to a positive learning environment,” the Republican governor said when asked at a press conference in Newark. “But let me just say in general I don’t think that the solution to safety in schools is putting [in] armed guard – because for it to be really effective in my view, from a law enforcement perspective, you’d have to have an armed guard outside every classroom.”

In an elementary school environment, it wouldn’t be an openly armed guard outside every classroom ruining the “positive learning environment” of the future Panama-style demographics of America.  The school would mysteriously get a new “assistant principal,” or “facilities engineer,” or “teacher’s aide,” who would seem to have a slight bulge around his or her waste underneath his or her professional dress.

Before we knew all the facts we still don’t know, we thought that the Nutmeg Nutbar started his fateful Friday in New Jersey.  Maybe the Krispinator would think before he spouts.




4 responses

22 12 2012

Elementary teachers in Israel openly carry in the schools in which they teach.

22 12 2012
Cheerful Hamster

I agree. Armed men should not protect us. Let’s start with the Secret Service and the doubtless tight security around the NJ Governor’s mansion.

Would it be terribly cynical to think that the reason why leftists oppose armed teachers or administrators is because they may attempt to protect themselves from the diversity that they enjoy?

22 12 2012

Maybe. But the Nutmeg Nutbar went off in an elementary school, and elementary schools are henocracies, and women tend not to want to carry guns anyway.

In the case of elementary schools, the person doing the carrying would actually be a cop or a specially trained security guard that only “seems” to be an administrator or an aide or an engineer, but isn’t really one. So even if the libs are afraid of arming their own affirmative action hires, the “sky marshall,” so to speak, need not be one of them.

22 12 2012

Let’s see, progress is going from one-room school houses in churches to true children’s prisons in one and a half centuries. How could this happen? What happened 150 years ago?

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