She feels so blessed. But wait until the kid gets old enough to understand sexual reproduction. “What, I got half of my DNA from you and the other half from you? I’m utterly doomed.”
At least he or she will have a gold medal Olympic decathlete as a step grandfather in law.
In related news, more people are obsessing over what the baby will do to Kim KarTRASHian’s figure than what happened overnight in the Senate will do to their pocketbooks.