Not So Blessed

1 01 2013

New Jersey

Kanye West and Kim KarTRASHian have a bun in the oven.

She feels so blessed.  But wait until the kid gets old enough to understand sexual reproduction.  “What, I got half of my DNA from you and the other half from you?  I’m utterly doomed.”

At least he or she will have a gold medal Olympic decathlete as a step grandfather in law.

In related news, more people are obsessing over what the baby will do to Kim KarTRASHian’s figure than what happened overnight in the Senate will do to their pocketbooks.



3 responses

1 01 2013

On AR the family was referred to as:

the Coaldashians
the Mudsharkians

1 01 2013

At a NYE party a friend had no clue who the Kardashians were and the only thing that rung a bell for her was Bruce Jenner. The baby is either a publicity stunt or an opps, either way it does not bode well for the child.

1 01 2013

Find that friend and make him or her a friend for life, because he or she must be the only person left who has never heard of the KarTRASHians. I try to avoid po(o)p culture like the plague, and even I know who they are.


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