Giving Me the Opportunity to Coin a New Word

2 06 2015

Los Angeles

A professional basketball player who calls himself “Swaggy P” used the occasion of his 30th birthday party not to ditch his stupid juvenile nickname, but to propose to his wiggress girlfriend, one Iggy Azalea.

A few months ago, I made fun of another low information undertow star, Azealia Banks, because of her racial rant.  What I didn’t realize at the time, but remember now, is that Iggy Azalea and her black-imitating antics were part of her motivation for going on that rant.  That said, Miss Banks can’t be happy today, now that her nemesis is going to get married to a black man, even though Miss Banks herself at the time was in a relationship with a white man.

That, and don’t get me confused about how one’s last name and the other’s first name are so similar.

Anyway, you may noticed the word you may have never read before, one that I hope has not been used before, so I can legitimately lay credit to coining it.  That being “wiggress,” which is of course a portmanteau of “wigger” and “negress,” i.e. a female wigger.



4 responses

2 06 2015

just found you, via recommend frm SBPDL.. glad ta know you’re here! golfclap on “wiggress”.

2 06 2015

I recognize you from AR, where I post as Question Diversity.

2 06 2015
Alex the Goon

Sorry to say, wiggress was already in the Urban Dictionary. Don’t feel as bad as I did, when Fred Reed coined “togetherheid” — which I had invented months earlier, but never bothered to type out loud. With 3 billion people on the internet, coin-overlap is inevitable.

2 06 2015


Back to the drawing board.

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