To the Highest Bidder

12 05 2016



George Zimmerman’s own words:

Prospective bidders, I am honored and humbled to announce the sale of an American Firearm Icon. The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin on 2/26/2012. The gun is a Kel-Tec PF-9 9mm. It has recently been returned to me by the Department of Justice. The pistol currently has the case number written on it in silver permanent marker. Many have expressed interest in owning and displaying the firearm including The Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C. This is a piece of American History. It has been featured in several publications and in current University text books. Offers to purchase the Firearm have been received; however, the offers were to use the gun in a fashion I did not feel comfortable with. The firearm is fully functional as the attempts by the Department of Justice on behalf of B. Hussein Obama to render the firearm inoperable were thwarted by my phenomenal Defense Attorney. I recognize the purchaser’s ownership and right to do with the firearm as they wish. The purchaser is guaranteed validity and authenticity of the firearm. On this day, 5/11/2016 exactly one year after the shooting attempt to end my life by BLM sympathizer Matthew Apperson I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric. Now is your opportunity to own a piece of American History. Good Luck. Your friend, George M. Zimmerman ~Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum~


The ideal person to win this auction and buy this thing?

Donald Trump.

But, you know that someone who can’t even publicly oppose affirmative action, in fact, he publicly supports it, won’t even try.

After all, this very strap helped drive the turnout politics of 2012.




7 responses

12 05 2016

I hope someone pays George a king’s ransom for the Original Limiter. Also, always good to know that NO_LIMIT_NIGGA’s fambly is out there fighting for the troof.

I note in passing that the gun is a Kel-Tec. I somehow got it into my head that it was a Sig P229. Well, +1 for Kel-Tec; I’ve never shot one, but have friends who have them.

It’s a pity that KC doesn’t have a Real Nigga Hall of Fame to compete with its Negro Leagues Baseball HOF. If it did, I’d put this thing on display at the front entrance.

12 05 2016

Gun Broker has pulled the plug. I’m glad I block quoted GZ’s sales pitch.

12 05 2016
12 05 2016
Hard Right

12 05 2016

I’d like to think I gave him the idea, but we probably thought of it independently.

12 05 2016
Alex the Goon

I’d hate for it to end up in a museum, or in B.O.’s hands (he would certainly destroy it). It has lots of miles left on it, and so much of God’s work is still undone.
I don’t like the idea of Trump [publicly] buying it before V-H Day. Too morbid, and can only lose him votes.
All that said, I’d like to see Z make a living out of infamizing store-bought weapons. Like a famous artist turning a simple canvas into ca$$$$$h money.

13 05 2016
Hard Right

It's your dime, spill it. And also...NO TROLLS ALLOWED~!

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