Affirmatively Furthering Fair Mascots

17 05 2016

Washington, D.C.

It’s like a thing.

It’s also the perfect plush toy for your kids to play with indoors as HUD dumps hoards of ghetto blacks on your formerly safe and livable middle aged white suburb.

“But daddy, I wanna go outside and play!”

“No, you can’t, because N’Deshawntavious and Shitavious are shooting at each other out in the middle of the street right now.”




One response

17 05 2016

Wouldn’t Rayshawn the Rat be a better mascot?

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