I’m Not Tommy

17 05 2016

Walnut Park

Okay, this is where I queue up the instrumental to “Who Do You Believe In” by 2Pac in my imagination and then imagine to hear a certain someone say these words:

Now, maybe this is what it’s going to take for you hood whores finally to use one of the fifty million different methods of birth control that are readily and inexpensively available to you in order to quit bringing kids into these fucked-up ghetto environments so that the fucked-up ghetto environments don’t have any more kids to turn into ghetto thugs and in turn the ghetto thugs aren’t there to fuck up these environments.

Of course, Tommy wouldn’t actually say quite this; I don’t think he would be so diligent in avoiding split infinitives.  First world problems, n’est pas?




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