It will go like this:
1. It’s Donald Trump’s fault
2. It’s the NRA’s fault
3. Blame homophobia generically
4. Blame hate generically
5. Blame hate and extremism on social media generically
6. Scream about values and “that’s not who we are”
7. Dredge up something Pat Robertson said about gays in 1984
8. Trot out a bunch of stooge astroturf gay/Muslim intersectional activists (bonus Pokemon points if they are also Hispanic)
9. Mental illness.
10. ZOMG ANTI-ISLAM BACKLASH LOL~!!!!1 (Even though we’re not supposed to think Islam had anything to do with the original attack)
11. OUTRAGE! TAKE BACK OUR STREETS! To be followed by more OUTRAGE!
By Wednesday, rabbit hole.