* He’s a yoot
* He kinda looks like Michael Brown
* He lives on the Fergaza Strip
* His spree began at the Ferguson Market
* Something being stolen was the initial object of interest to the Ferguson PD
So how is it that he’s just an ordinary bell curve city ne’er-do-well instead of a St. Gentle Giant who was two days away from starting college?
In related news, the Southern Baptist Convention used the occasion of their upcoming convention in St. Louis to do one of their massive charity/humanitarian block parties. This is actually the second such event in Ferguson in the the last year: Last July, Springfield-based Convoy of Hope came to Ferguson.
What does it all mean? Because a white cop had the temerity to defend his life against a dindu, the major religious organizations have to atone for that sin by giving lots and lots of free stuff to residents of the Fergaza Strip.