I’ll Explain

4 08 2016

Downtown

Those mysterious lights seen hovering around the Arch early Tuesday morning?

The aliens came to cast votes in the Missouri primary, but left when they found out that they weren’t registered, and couldn’t have anyway because they didn’t meet the residency requirements.

The UFOs were all adorned with Chief Wana Dubie for Senate yard signs and banners.


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