Guess what the theme of the upcoming season of Survivor, which debuts tonight, is about.
“Using only the raw materials found on this island, your task is to brew a barrel of craft beer.”
Take heed, Millennial. This will be a brief taste of what’s to come when your helicopter parents can no longer protect you from our cynical ravages.
There was a rumor that Survivor was going to do a season broken down along race. Since that was too hot to touch, then breaking off on generational lines is much safer.