Fake News

3 12 2016

Santa Maria, California

I would have known the official Santa Maria PD press release was bogus right away.

There’s one very easy obvious hint.  If it had teeth, it would bite you.  Need a running start?  The obvious hint I’m referring to is about as believable as Abraham Foxman celebrating Adolf Hitler’s birthday every April 20.

The race to the gold star starts…NOW.




6 responses

3 12 2016
The Gentle Grizzly

One minor quibble: I think Abe Foxman does celebrate Hitler’s birthday. If not for Hitler and resulting events, he’d have no cause.

3 12 2016

Reminds me of one of my own “Fake News Network” stories. I gotta get back to writing parody stories. I just haven’t had much inspiration lately.


3 12 2016
Alex the Goon

Santa Maria PD would never brag about handing beaners over to La Migra. Not even to please the Emperor-God-Elect.

3 12 2016

Close enough. But it’s not just that they wouldn’t brag about it, they would never even do it. The other side of the coin is that ICE would blow off even a LEA that does report. Sure, a local LEA can report all the illegals it wants, but ICE almost always refuses to put on a Federal hold. Until January 20.

I think by now, all of California is legally (“–“) sanctuary.

3 12 2016
Hard Right

I’m Governor Moonbeam, and I approve this message.

3 12 2016

It's your dime, spill it. And also...NO TROLLS ALLOWED~!

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