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29 12 2016

Charlotte

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ESPN:

Jeremy Sprinkle’s collegiate career abruptly ended hours before Thursday’s Belk Bowl.

The reason?

He shoplifted from — of all places — a Belk department store in Charlotte, North Carolina, even though each player on Sprinkle’s Arkansas team and opponent Virginia Tech had a $450 gift card to spend there.

If only his team was playing in the Cotton Bowl.

We could have a hell of a lot of fun with this one.

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4 responses

30 12 2016
panjoomby

will keep an eye out for him at the local dollar general bowl.

30 12 2016
Alex the Goon

He’s a goot boy, just gettin something nice for his Momma, who raised him and his 11 siblings from behind plexiglas.

30 12 2016
countenance

We should be thankful that there is no such game as the Halliburton Nuclear Launch Codes Bowl.

30 12 2016
Truth-hammer

I am sure that this spook was not given a college scholarship due to his towering intellect.




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