Hey Guys, She’s Available

7 02 2017

Bellingham, Washington


And I’m sure she’ll be a hot commodity on the dating market.

Here’s something that jumped out at me:  She’s a retired California prison guard, yet she’s living in Washington state, north of Seattle, in fact, the northernmost significant city along I-5 before you get to the Absurdistani border.  Why isn’t this progressive queen who ditched her 22-year husband and marriage because of politics living in the progressive paradise of California?

Oh, yeah, right, that cost of living thing.

And also, a prison guard?  As in prisons, as in those institutions full of WE WUZ KANGS who dindu nuffins, only they got caught up in the school-to-prison pipeline because some evil privileged white teacher threw them in.




2 responses

7 02 2017
Alex the Goon

She’s in Washington because her coven didn’t have a California chapter.

8 02 2017
Berts Spark


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