The irony-o-meter just hit 11 on a ten-point scale.
B&C’s nest is Downtown, and as you can read, they want to stay there, because they’re an ambulance chaser firm that wants to be in close walking distance to the northeast bank of Tucker and Market, because that building is where ambulance chaser firms like B&C bring home the bacon, off the backs of the stick-it-to-da-man juries that are assembled in that building.
But at the same time, they are entertaining leaving, because of dindu crime.
Do you see the through line? If you do, then you’ll also grok the irony.
Elderly black women = The jurors. Their grandsons = The dindu criminals.