Go ahead, take it at face value. Or maybe, just maybe, you’ll come back here for the proper translation into English.
Good, you’re still here. I knew you’d choose wisely.
Remember, among competing hypotheses, the one with the most cynicism should be selected.
Here’s how you translate this PR gobbledygook into English, and it is true PR gobbledygook, because it contains at least one use of words that are close enough to “realize their full potential.”
Soccer Club St. Louis is bribing important black officials and luminaries to turn out the black vote in the city in favor of Proposition 2 two weeks from today.
That’s all there is to it. Nothin’ but soccer net.
That understood, I find the second to last bullet point to be ironic. Not only on its face, but right above Prop 2 on the city ballot two weeks today will be Prop 1, a sales tax increase that will fund, among other things, more cops, and also, the North-South MissingLink seed money.