Ain’t That Amurrika

23 03 2017

Rockville, Maryland

Two illegal alien students (allegedly) rape a 14-year old girl, and the district stuporintendent blames parents who are complaining about it.

I’m so old that I remember when even accidental and highly misinterpreted comments about rape ended one’s political career.  More than that, I had a front row seat to such a thing.

About that supposedly 18-year old suspect…





6 responses

24 03 2017

I know as fact that foreigners lie about their age when they come here. I worked with an ethnic Cambodian who was born in Vietnam in an area west of Saigon that is ethnically Cambodian but were discriminated after the North took control of the country. After the Vietnamese ran Pol Pot out of power, this guy who is very, very short and can easily fool an American of his true age, went into Cambodia for a while raising ducks and then snuck across the border into Thailand and claimed to be a “refugee.” He said “well in order to go to America you had to say you were under 18 so I said I was 16, but I was really 22 at the time.” He got “adopted” by an American family and went to high school and basically had a bunch of mundane stories about watching a lot of porn, etc. Ended up marrying some Cambodian girl who moved all her lazy in-laws into his place who he now supports. Some “uncle” who doesn’t work, gambles all the time, and drinks all this dudes liquor while he is at work.

There was another case of a Vietnamese woman refugee who out of vanity lied about her age when she came here, suddenly she realized she is going to be old as the hills before she can retire. She went to a lawyer who said “sorry, you can’t change it, you’d be admitting perjury on all your citizenship immigration documents.” The woman telling me this story about her coworker made it sound like this was common that women from Asia say they are a number of years younger than they really are out of vanity.

24 03 2017
Alex the Goon

Cambodian dude finds out you can run, but can’t hide from your own DNA. He shoulda stayed in the jungle.

24 03 2017

I’m starting to think that this how old dot net service isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on. Every handy digitized photograph I have of myself going back to when I was 18, this thing consistently overestimates my age by 4-7 years. My most recent really quality pic, my official pic for the employee roster at the salt mines, it was taken back in January, meaning I was still a safe distance from 40, I fed that in, and it guesses me as 45.

It gets better. I’m tutoring someone I met off Ye Olde Internets in informal propositional logic, said someone is a high school senior, and just turned 18. I fed two pics of him that he provided me into how-old, and it claims he’s 33 and 34.

24 03 2017
Alex the Goon

The age guessing alg is somewhere between, on the low end, people swearing from a 320×200 pic that “this person has soulless eyes” or “hisher index finger is longershorter than hisher ring finger”, and on the high end, Google identifying googles as gorillas.

26 03 2017

Gee, do you think that illegal aliens would lie about their age? I thought dreamers were next to godliness. Regards the school superintendent, he has pedophile/homo physiognomy. Might want to check on that.

26 03 2017
Ghost of Pope Paul VI

This whole phenomenon is yet another consequence of Americans (and what was once Christendom) indulging in birth control. These substitute schoolchildren don’t exactly fill the bill, do they?

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