The dindu nutbar, on the lam for a murder he himself showed off on Faceberg Live, couldn’t resist the I’m Lovin’ It. The french fry jockies made him, and then they called the cops. Cops got close, he committed suicide.
Couldn’t even stay away from FUCKING MCDONALDS when you know you’re the most wanted man in the country at that point in time.
I swear to Kek, if they had brains, they’d truly be dangerous. Thank Kek, they’re not that dangerous.