Up a Flooded Crick Without a Paddle

5 05 2017


French election runoff funnies.

* “How can such idyllic villages support the far right?”

Duh, because they want to stay idyllic.

* If MLP can pull it off on Sunday, it’s going to put the IOC in a bind.  You see, the only two finalist cities for the Summer 2024 games are Los Angeles and Paris.  So they have to pick between Trump, who they hate, or MLP, who they hate.

If it gets to that point, then bribery will be the deciding factor.




3 responses

5 05 2017

Do you think MLP has any realistic chance?

5 05 2017

Wrong question.

The chance to win is very outside.

What we do know is that she is almost certain to get a percentage of the vote that is by far and away a record percentage cast for a FN candidate. She herself holds that record, from her first round showing in 2012. She’ll easily more than double that on Sunday.

5 05 2017
Alex the Goon

Will that buy her a cup of coffee on Monday morning, or will she still need to bring the $1.99? How much of France will still be worth saving, once her unprecedented momentum finally gets her to 50.1%?

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