Congolese Conflict Resolution

30 05 2017



Naked man found partially decapitated in Houston parking lot

Houston Police are seeking answers after finding a man’s naked and partially decapitated body in the parking lot of an apartment complex.

Police found the man early Monday morning with massive cuts near his head and neck at the Santa Clara apartments in Houston.

Family identified the victim as 25-year-old Byiringiro Mupenzi. He moved to the U.S. from the Congo about four years ago.

Police told ABC 13 they believe the victim was killed in an “edged weapon attack” inside his car. Evidence tags marked what appeared to be blood stains on the back door.

“Edged weapon attack,” aka machete, aka Congolese small claims court.

I would ask what all these Congolese are doing in Houston to begin with, but the slick rhetorical cynicism is starting to bore me.




3 responses

30 05 2017

“edged weapon” … because “machete” is too “third world sounding” for mass-SWPL consumption.

30 05 2017

One less Congoid. Winning.

30 05 2017

A gasoline soaked tire necklace is coming next. Diverse and culturally enriching.

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